XXXXX Speaks.

Listening to: Mika - Grace Kelly

I wanted to write about my family because I don't feel like I can talk about some of the stuff in here. Don't get me wrong, I do have people who'll listen but I'd rather write it down. I've done all the people who are worth it and a few who I just needed to slag off. :]

Mum - Talk about mood swings! Asked her one question today, she hit the roof. Don't get me wrong though, she is wonderful and I love her to bits but jeez. And she's stubborn too and sulks if she doesn't get her own way. We're so the same it's funny.

**** - The crazy stepdad. Love him to bits. He's half deaf though and it makes me want to strangle him sometimes... grrr. He asks us what we've said when we've all been sitting quietly. So random. He got a bit drunk yesterday though and it was hilarious. Asks me pointless questions ALL THE TIME and it blags. But I wouldn't change him for the world. Much.

Dad - Urgh. Less said the better. Complete arsehole. Doesn't deserve anything, least of all happiness. Messed with my head. Should be imprisoned 'cos I said so. Haven't seen him since like... Year 8. Tried to turn me against my mummy. Didn't work love, didn't work at all.

Nan - My mum's mum. She's lovely, just still treats me like I'm 4. I CAN walk down the road without you nan, you know. :] But I love her. Her house is like, my second home for when everything here's driving me mad.

Gramps - Ahhh, grandad. My mum's dad. Honestly the nicest person EVER. But he's so so ill and the parents are trying to hide it from me. It makes me really sad to see him sometimes and to think that he might not be there in his usual chair. :( But we've done some crazy things in the past when I was little and when I think of them they still make me smile. Deserves a medal for being married to nan for so long. Haha. :]

Aunty **** - Not going to put her name, I want this blog to be anonymous or whatever. :] She's mean, really mean. And sadly, she's not just related to me by marriage. We ACTUALLY have to same blood in our bodies. Eww. She buys me shitty presents for Christmas and birthday when we buy my cousin NICE things. Without her, me and my 'rents would have one less thing to make fun of so I spose she's good for that.

Uncle *** - Thankfully this pervert is only related by marriage. I actually hate him. He's so... creepy. Just looks like a paedophile or however you spell it. Married to the evil aunty above. When I didn't laugh at his joke once he said something sarky to me and it pissed me off. So now I avoid him. So does mum. :]

Cousin - The adopted son of the terrible two above. I feel so sorry for the guy. He's what, 12 now I think and they never take him out anywhere to play football or other kid stuff. They're always going out and he has to be babysat with practically a different person every week.

Step-Grandma - Urgh. Do not like her ONE bit. HAs a very dark and very visible moustache (can't spell it soz). Is rude. Silly moo.

Step-Grandad - Typical country dude. Even has a tractor. :] I like him a lot. Poor sod, having to live with Mrs Moustache. I think he also deserves a medal.

 --- DAD'S FAMILY --- I don't see them anymore. :( ---

Nan: Since I stopped seeing the twonk who gave me half my DNA (barf) I don't get to see anyone in his family anymore. Nan was my favourite. I love her so much. She is truly lovely but a bit naive I think. I know she could've called but the longer it's left the harder it is, that's why I haven't called her. Don't question me, it's just like that. :( And it's horrible.

Grandad: Well... my grandad was always a bit tough. Like he never let any real emotion show through, you know? It was as if he had a cage around him and couldn't show anyone he loved them. He was very short and sharp with words. But still, he's my grandad and I love him.

Uncle **** - He's like 40+ now, right? And still lives at home. I bet he's gay. Or a virgin. Or both. He is nice and we did have fun though and he can do what he likes really. I just think he should help my nan out sometimes. Maybe he does now, who knows.

Uncle **** - An alcoholic, lol. :] I only just figured it recently that he definitely was/is an alky. He used to go to the pub like, every night I think and go on binge drinking sessions every single Friday and Saturday WITHOUT FAIL. But as long as he's happy I suppose... even though he'll probably get liver damage. Which is sad. :( Also lives at home but probably not gay or a virgin.

That's about it.
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