Telephone Fantasy

Mood: Feeling sorry for my ear drum and sore thighs
Listening to: Nowt

Well, I'm just so pleased with myself! I had my call statement through yesterday and my hold time, I quote; "is superb!" If I keep this up, I will be well on my way to being "Trainee of the Month" That would be amazing!

 

This week, so far, has been a week of spanking. Almost every submissive I've spoken to, has started with the words; "I've been a naughty boy Mistress." As much as I enjoy these calls, my poor thigh doesn't. I've got to find some good spanking sound effects, without the pain. So, if any of my blog fans can think of anything, all suggestions gratefully received!

I've also discovered a new fetish - wait for it....white socks and white plimsoles - the kind I used to wear in junior school. My caller wanted to be spanked with a plimsole while being gagged with one of my socks. The more he enjoyed it, the kinkier he wanted to get, so in the end, I told him to pee all over my plimsoles then lick it off. This had the desired effect as he came in a very high-pitched fashion.

 

Last night was a hit and miss night for me. One guy called, explaining he was reading a porn magazine. "I want to see how quickly you can make me cum," he said, which immediately put me off him. These guys fall into the category of "I'm going to spend no more than £5" and do just that. They aren't interested in you, your name or anything else for that matter. All they are interested in is cumming within £5 and that's it.

I prefer to talk to guys who actually take an interest in me. It's not just to keep the minutes ticking by, but if they get to know me a little, I feel less like a cheap thrill and more of a person. And besides, you wouldn't actually get down to it with someone without getting know them first, would you?

 

Oh, and the system crashed last night, right in the middle of a very vocal call. There I was, screaming away, when the sound started to echo. I was still screaming, but this time in agony as I felt my screams of pleasure penetrate my poor ear drum - ouch!

Mood: Brilliant
Listening to: Nine Inch Nails - I'm Afraid Of Americans

Well, things with the new co are going great! Calls are much more varied and it's certainly busier! I'm on target to make well over what I usually make!

I've even managed to bag myself a Master. He loves anal, and asked me to be his very own arse slut! "I'm going stretch that arse open wide," he whispered, "and then let everyone see inside." He carried on like this for nearly 30 mins, telling me how he'd put me into competitions for the biggest object being put up my arse, and how wide my arse would get! Made my eyes water, but still a very good call!

Next up, was a guy who loved stockings and was heavily into foot worship. We talked about my stockings, how they have a lovely black seam up the back and reinforced toes. This, he enjoyed, and went on to talk about cumming on them, sucking the toes, licking all the way up my leg. I enjoyed this immensely, because there was also a bit of domination involved too.

I received a call from a guy who said straight out; "I'm horny and I've been a very naughty boy".

"Oooh, what have you done?" I whispered. "I've stolen some of my sister knickers," he replied, at which I started to ask if it was specifically his sisters knickers he liked or just knickers in general. I wanted to air on the side of caution just in case the call was going to go down the incestuous path. "Oh no," he replied, "I like any silky knickers. I've got them around my cock now and I'm wanking into them." I offered him the chance of wearing my knickers, telling them that I'd wear them when I was at my juiciest. This progressed into me using a strap on, having him suck at my knickers before finally making him wear them all day. Another regular obtained!

So far, I'm really happy with this new company. I'm getting so many different variety of callers. Each and every call is interesting, and the fact that the shifts aren't as rigid helps me enormously. It means I've got the day to do what I need to do in the house, and the night to work!

I'm much more settled as a person as a result. The old company was really beginning to get me down, with their constant "hold time" lectures and bothering me at all times of the day and night, wanting more cover. Slave drivers!

My supervisor is extremely pleased with me. She's such a sweetie, and I'm really clicking with her. Makes a change from my previous supervisor who was such a cold-fish and very arrogant. I could get on with him at all!

I just wish I'd done this months ago!

Only two more days until my birthday - Saturday night will be the first night in months that I'm not actually taking calls. I plan to get completely drunk and dance myself stupid! Excellent stuff!

Mood: Fantastic
Listening to: Nickleback - Silver Side up

Well, I started with the new company today, and I'm soooooo happy! My supervisor called me this afternoon for my training and about an hour later I was working!

What was really funny is that she asked me to log into the system, to do a test call, but before she had chance to ring through, a client called me! lol Didn't do too badly either - 8 mins! My supervisor was impressed with that one!

One caller who made me laugh this afternoon was an elderly guy who said "I've got a 9 inch throbbing penis".

"Oooh, you've got it ready for me have you?" I purred, "I bet you've got your hand around it right now, haven't you?"

We were going along great, building to an earth-shattering climax when he suddenly said "oh bloody hell, that's all I need!"

"What's up?" I panted, mid-orgasm. "Bloody sister-in-law has turned up," he grunted, "I wish she'd piss off the irritating old cow!"

I couldn't help but giggle at that, and offered my extension number so that he could call back. He took it, continuing his tirade of abuse at his sister-in-law, "ugly old witch," he hissed, "pain in the arse, she is! Why can't she just leave me alone???"

He promised to call me back later, and after the call had ended, I just had to log off, before I died laughing. Aah family harmony!

All in all, an excellent afternoon. I made much more in 2 hours than I have in one afternoon with the old company! Definitely made the right choice there. Can't wait to log on later tonight - should have some good blog fodder too!

Mood: relieved
Listening to: I'm watching Sons & Daughters believe it or not! lol

Well, tonight was a pretty good shift. A lot better and the hold time is still a good average. (Low hold time indeed!)

I had a call from a guy who admitted to having a boot fetish. "I split up with my ex-girlfriend, who looked just like you, "he explained. "I really wanted to get back with her, so she made me lick her boots." He went on to explain how he used to hate it and he'd beg her not to make him do it. "Over time," he gasped. " I started to enjoy it."

He told me how she used to step in some awful stuff (use your imagination!) and make him lick it off.

"Well, you're in luck baby", I purred. "I'm wearing my thigh length leather boots and they're sooooo dirty. Get licking!" He enjoyed it, talking about what his girlfriend used to do, so we could engage in a little role-play. A good long call - he promised to call me back. He'll have to call me at the new company though!

Another guy called, telling me he wanted to "f*ck my ass until it bleeds." I had to hint to him to tone it down a bit. Blood and gore is one of the things I can't discuss. "But you can make it sore," I breathed. "Go on honey, use me, hurt me!" Lots of screaming and begging later, he came, telling me how much enjoyed the call, taking my extension number. Typical isn't? My last shift and I suddenly acquire loads of regulars!

Then an old gentleman called, yelling that he couldn't hear me. "Hello???!!!" he kept yelling, "Can you hear me?" I resisted the temptation to yell back "not if you keep yelling at me like that!!"

I told him to call me back, as the line was a bit dodgy - it wasn't, I could hear him perfectly. New hearing aid batteries perhaps???

 

Then, as daylight approached, out came the horny kids. "I'm 22," came a squeaky little voice, "are you going to make me cum?"

"Sure," I replied. "As long as you tell me your date of birth first."

Silence.....

"What's your date of birth?"

"Urm, well I'm a bit drunk, so I can't remember."

"You can't remember your date of birth?"

"No, I've had too much to drink."

"Look, everybody knows their date of birth, drunk or sober."

Silence..... (presumably trying to make up a date of birth.)

"You're not 22, I'm cutting you off", I barked. Bloody kids!

Phone rang again and guess what?

"I'm 18," said a squeaky voice, "and I'm playing with myself."

"I thought you were 22?" I replied.

"Err....what?"

"Nice try, goodbye!"

At that point I logged off. Having hour's break before I go back on again. I want to make sure I squeeze as much money out of the company before I leave! Can you blame me????

Mood: P**sed Off

Well, I logged on last night and waited for the phone to ring - for 3 hours. NO calls! Friday night, and no calls for 3 hours!

In the end, I called the boss to be told "well, your hold time is low, so we've put you in a lower priority group." But 3 hours and no calls???? Come on!

"I don't think so, " I replied. "I'm averaging out at 8 mins. I know this because I've worked it out." A stuttered reply followed with a sheepish, "Give me 10 mins and I'll sort it out." About 15 mins later, the calls came through - not a single short call! So, my hold times are low are they????

I tell you, my last shift is saturday and I cannot wait! I will not be upset to kiss it goodbye!