Say that with Seqkat - Episode 4, *"X-Files Interview"
Mood: Tired - I'm SO tired! I think I've over done it this week. I really need to take a week off and just PLAY!!
Listening to: My daughter picking on me - err!!!! And her watching the Fairly Oddparents - Animal Planets Funnies Videos went off - that's what I was watching while writing in my novel!
Greetings everyone! We are FINALLY back! I'm Seqkat your host of Say that with Seqkat! I didn't think we could ever get back to continue the show, (it's been one of THOSE 
weeks), but here we are - yay! I so missed you all! And I just know you missed me too! 
Okay, on with the show! Everyone give a round of applause to Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully! 
Seqkat - Welcome to the show!
Mulder - Thank you, for having us.
Seqkat - So, you do know why you're here, correct?
Scully - Not exactly. I mean, I do understand that there is a missing cat, but we do X-File cases of the paranormal. What is so paranormal about a missing cat?
Mulder - Scully, did you read your notes? This isn't an ordinary cat. This cat talks.
Scully - Every cat talks, Mulder.
Mulder - No, I don't mean saying, "Meow," - I mean he talks like a human he speaks English, and he's not even mimicking like parrots do. He can carry on a conversation with you.
Seqkat - A very smart alec conversation, that is, but a conversation none the less.
Scully - What is this some kind of joke? No cat can do that.
Mulder - (Leaning close to Seqkat, he whispers,) - Don't take it personal. She's skeptical about everything. Scully, didn't you see the interview?
Scully - No.
Mulder - Well scroll on down to Episode #1, you'll see for yourself.
Scully - (Scully scrolls down to that interview. When she's finished, she scrolls up to Episode #2) - Did you see Episode #2, where Seqkat was sucked into a black hole. We're supposed to believe she interviewed a talking cat, when she reports she was sucked into a black hole?! What a scam! 
Mulder - (Mulder looks at Seqkat with renewed enthusiasm) - You were sucked into a black hole?! Oh, I must have the details on that one! Hold on, let me scroll down to Episode #2.
Seqkat - While Mulder watches Episode #2 - I think this would be a great time to break for a commecial.
Commercial - Visit one of my favorite weblogs - (comical writer of that one, Janet Emo) - Farm Living is the Life for Me.
Seqkat - Okay, we're back from our commercial break now. So, Agents Mulder and Scully, are you interested on taking the case?
Scully - Absolutely not! 
Mulder - I'm really interested in the black hole scenario. I think we should investigate that.
Seqkat - But I need you to find Merling Mrring, so I can finish his interview.
Scully - Mulder, we are not doing either case. We're out of here! (Scully stomps and storms out of the room)
Mulder - Um, sorry, Seqkat. I would have actually done both cases, but my partner has to agree. It was a pleasure meeting you though. (Mulder shakes Seqkat's hand) - Bye everyone! 
Well, that's it, folks! I guess we'll have to hire *Scooby and the Gang, and I guess I have to go do some major grocery shopping, before I hire them! Stay tuned for our next episode, where we officially hire Scooby and the Gang, and we get them on the case!
Okay, I'm off to Walmart, let's see, I'll need 20 loaves of bread, lots of lunch meat, cheese, oh, and hot sauce, and hot peppers. I know Scooby and Shaggy, like their sandwhices hot. Oh, I guess I should get some pies and cakes, and chips and cookies - oh my! Can I afford this? I better get some more paper to write this all down! 
*Scooby and the Gang characters are property of Warner Brothers.
*X-Files and characters property of Fox.
