Things That Make You Go WTF?
Owen
Wilson tried to commit suicide because he had a bad day or because he
can't handle fame. Aw, poor, spoiled, pampered, rich fuck you are...I
feel so bad for you. You're living a life many people can only dream
about...next time try harder! If you can't handle the fortune and
fame, you deserve to die!
ESPN is ruining football. I love football, I love the Miami Dolphins, stupid decisions and all. But I hate what ESPN has done to football. MNF is a travesty now, the worst of the worst of announcers are in the booth and Ron Jaworski? He looked like he was having a seizure during the booth cast at the last game. Thursday night games, Saturday games, two games on Monday, damn, enough is enough. Sunday night is cool with Madden although his rap is getting as old and tired as he is but much like Harry Carey calling for the Cubs, the game just isn't the same without him.
Have you ever taken a shit so good you got a hard-on? I mean, you'll be sitting there on the toilet and you can feel things moving outward and all of a sudden, "say hello to my lil' friend." You can't just ignore it either, you almost have to start smacking the thing and then it's all about the control, squeezing just a little at a time to keep "things" moving so you can time it just right...for that "slash" and go. And women wonder why it takes us so long in the bathroom sometimes.
Don't ever use a urinal when you wear shorts because if you can't feel the slash back on your legs, you're stoned. That's just nasty, you're pissing on your own legs...or you're dropping logs and it splashes up on your boys...nasty! And what is worse, guys have the audacity to go home and ask their lady to oralize...now, think about that...think about where that thing has been all day.
I hate stupid people. I'm not talking retarded stupid, I'm talking just plain stupid, stupid. Some of the most stupid people are put in positions of authority and they have no clue how the hell the very thing they are supervising, works. I think it would be better to have retarded stupid running things because then they would have a built in excuse for why they do the things they do, they are retarded! Being retarded isn't all bad, and more power to retarded people, they are always happy because they don't know any better. Retarded people have it made, most live in tard farms with three hots and a cot and you don't get bitched at if you walk around with your cock in your hand all day...man, that has to be the life, short maybe, but few worries.
Yeah, so I'm not PC...who cares. The world is too worried about hurting someones feelings...please. Oh, we don't keep score in baseball or soccer or other sports because the kids feel bad when they lose. Well no shit...you're supposed to feel bad when you lose, that's why it's called losing. We, as a nation, are raising a bunch of panty waist kids...kids who don't know what it feels like to lose, to know the pain of defeat...to know that second place is just first loser.
People have a tendency to over react to words...they are just words...and words have no power unless you empower them! We don't teach that...we teach tolerance...we should just tolerate the person who is driving us nuts or who thinks they are better than we are or the person who is crying because we called them a stupid MF. No, we shouldn't tolerate them, we should rise up and say, look numbnuts, you're pissing me off now STFU! Not, oh please, you're hurting my feelings, stop.
Until next time America...
ESPN is ruining football. I love football, I love the Miami Dolphins, stupid decisions and all. But I hate what ESPN has done to football. MNF is a travesty now, the worst of the worst of announcers are in the booth and Ron Jaworski? He looked like he was having a seizure during the booth cast at the last game. Thursday night games, Saturday games, two games on Monday, damn, enough is enough. Sunday night is cool with Madden although his rap is getting as old and tired as he is but much like Harry Carey calling for the Cubs, the game just isn't the same without him.
Have you ever taken a shit so good you got a hard-on? I mean, you'll be sitting there on the toilet and you can feel things moving outward and all of a sudden, "say hello to my lil' friend." You can't just ignore it either, you almost have to start smacking the thing and then it's all about the control, squeezing just a little at a time to keep "things" moving so you can time it just right...for that "slash" and go. And women wonder why it takes us so long in the bathroom sometimes.
Don't ever use a urinal when you wear shorts because if you can't feel the slash back on your legs, you're stoned. That's just nasty, you're pissing on your own legs...or you're dropping logs and it splashes up on your boys...nasty! And what is worse, guys have the audacity to go home and ask their lady to oralize...now, think about that...think about where that thing has been all day.
I hate stupid people. I'm not talking retarded stupid, I'm talking just plain stupid, stupid. Some of the most stupid people are put in positions of authority and they have no clue how the hell the very thing they are supervising, works. I think it would be better to have retarded stupid running things because then they would have a built in excuse for why they do the things they do, they are retarded! Being retarded isn't all bad, and more power to retarded people, they are always happy because they don't know any better. Retarded people have it made, most live in tard farms with three hots and a cot and you don't get bitched at if you walk around with your cock in your hand all day...man, that has to be the life, short maybe, but few worries.
Yeah, so I'm not PC...who cares. The world is too worried about hurting someones feelings...please. Oh, we don't keep score in baseball or soccer or other sports because the kids feel bad when they lose. Well no shit...you're supposed to feel bad when you lose, that's why it's called losing. We, as a nation, are raising a bunch of panty waist kids...kids who don't know what it feels like to lose, to know the pain of defeat...to know that second place is just first loser.
People have a tendency to over react to words...they are just words...and words have no power unless you empower them! We don't teach that...we teach tolerance...we should just tolerate the person who is driving us nuts or who thinks they are better than we are or the person who is crying because we called them a stupid MF. No, we shouldn't tolerate them, we should rise up and say, look numbnuts, you're pissing me off now STFU! Not, oh please, you're hurting my feelings, stop.
Until next time America...
