What's wrong with this world?

I was driving down Lakeshore in Oakvile when I saw this:

First I've seen row of townhomes already set for halloween and trick'o'treaters. Ghosts, paper skeletons, thumbs and whiches all over the place.  The townhouses ended and there was a fenced park with more halloween decorations..........(here goes a 10 sec pause).  The fenced park was a cemetary.

Isn't living by a cemetary not spooky enough?

Plus, out of respect for the people that passed away or for those that come to visit their relatives, shouldn't you go a little bit easier on the decorations? Put a pampkin lantern, a hay man or something more along these lines.

Next year you might be tempted to put some real decorations.....

This might become a seperate cathegory on it's own.  Road stupidity. 

Here is what happend this morning:

Imagine a 3 lane road.  The rightmost line goes onto the ramp to highway, where the other 2 are going straight over the bridge. 
Rush hour, so the right lane is full of cars very slowly moving forward.  The middle lane is occupied by 2 slow moving trucks that are just trying to make over the bridge.

And there it is the DRIVER.  The DRIVER is strying to get onto the highway, but who would stay in line with the other cars on the rightmost lane? The DRIVER swirls onto the middle lane, and finds itself right behind the two trucks.  Only the stupid will crawl behind those trucks....so the DRIVER swirls again to the left lane.  The DRIVER very quickly passes the last truck and position itself on the middle lane, cutting off the truck and breaking hard to a full stop.  The DRIVER then turns on the signal that he would like the merge with the traffic on the right and enter the highway.

Guess the reaction!  The truck has to break hard to avoid the accident with the DRIVER. Starts to honk on the DRIVER (and you know how the truck honk...laudly in it's deep voice). The DRIVER does not move from it's position.  The truck honks again, but the DRIVER is not giving up. It was the truck that gave up and had to go around the DRIVER.

Putting coins over the bills (into one hand) when giving out change is the best way to force the customers to leave some extra money in your store.

On the floor

I just added a link (see left bottom corner) with the E-xxx food additictives. 

The E-xxx addictive is a chemical added to food in order to preserve freshness and consistency, as well as to make your food "more enjoyable".
This is very common to see the E-xxx numbers on the European food packages, and I see none on products made in North America.

Wanna know why the food you eat makes you feel unwell?
It's all in the tiny and long list of ingridients!

Why do I have to show my Access card and ID when I try to deposit money into an account?

This Novemeber there are Municipal elections in Canada.  I'm getting swamped with flyers from candidates. 
The problem is that all the flyers look the same.  I don't mean the faces or number of colours (If that makes them any better candidates), but what's written in the flyers.
They want better schools - ok, I do not go to school in my area and I don't have kids.
They want better roads - I have 10min to work and to school I take GO transit.
Better police force - Today on my way to work there was a police speed checking on the raod.
Lower taxes - HA HA HA.  If like this will ever happen.

The fliers do not give any information that would help me to choose a candidate.  At the end they are just the extra weight I have to carry when taking out garbage.