http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign Laugh with us. en Luxorpinkpiggytales Luxorpinkpiggytales Wed, 14 May 2008 12:40:43 +0200 daily 1 xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx Wed, 14 May 2008 12:40:43 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/xxxxxx/84/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/xxxxxx/84/ Pink Piggy Update We apologise to all our Pink Piggy Fans for the delay in uplodaing the next episode of their adventures.  This will be recitified in the next few days. Wed, 14 May 2008 12:39:43 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Sorry-for-Delay/83/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Sorry-for-Delay/83/ Clairvoyancy Scam Update      The scam over Clairvoyant and Psychic Quacks is evidently an even bigger problem in the UK than it is in Luxor.   New laws have been introduced in the UK which will lead to the prosecution and possible imprisonment of hundreds of con artists who prey on vulnerable people.   This legislation has been needed for a long time.       Clairvoyants and Psychics who provide a service for money, like several Luxor residents, have all been brought under the UK Consumer Protection Act.   Conning vulnerable people is obviously big business.   We are unsure of how this will affect Dial-a-Psychic type services (Phone a Phoney) offered from Luxor but we are sure that when the crook returns to the UK they could be prosecuted and possibly imprisoned as what they are doing is just as criminal as copying and selling fake designer goods.       The shift in the law... Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:25:00 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Clairvoyant-Scam-Update/82/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Clairvoyant-Scam-Update/82/ Beware of Forum Fanatics It has been brought to our attention that yet again a normally responsible and informative Egypt-related forum has let one of its contributors out of her cage and given her a platform where she can spew baseless vitriolic abuse about a named individual and give support to yet another alter-ego of Andrew Phoenix (an alias).   This is not the first time this sad bitter woman has been allowed to attack people on that forum.  This particular outburst must be her effort for April.  Her target for March was a ‘friend’ who she wished to publicly humiliate (sorry ‘advise') over her relationships in Luxor.  Watch your back and take care that you do not become her target for May. Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:35:00 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Beware-Forum-Fanatics/80/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Beware-Forum-Fanatics/80/ Pink Piggy Tales Episode 17 –   Sex Gods By Christopher Wisherwood       Our Pink Piggies were a cheerful bunch right up until they reached the doors of the Police Station.   Then their courage wavered.     Their mission was to lie about Honey Grimsdale wanting sex with them so that they could get her deported and could take over her flat and her businesses. Now that they were outside the Police Station they were having second thoughts over whether actually entering a police station was really a good idea when their lifestyle was abhorrent to everyone in Egypt.     Leafy had trodden on two cracks in the pavement and had missed tapping three lampposts on the way to the Police station so he had a bad feeling about the whole escapade.   Everyone knew that treading on pavement cracks was doom.   He crossed his legs as worry got the better of him again and a thin line of urine began to trickle down his... Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:16:00 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Tales-Episode-17-Sex-Gods/79/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Tales-Episode-17-Sex-Gods/79/ Yet another clone Site Luxor's webmasters are not very imaginative when it comes to website names and have a habit of copying those that are already successful and in use.  Sometimes this can be useful as it gives double coverage to a problem.   Already there is a clone site of Luxor Eye but this time we are really pleased as it serves the same purpose as Clean Up luxor Campaign and our own Luxor Eye (but as usual has no humour).  Below is an extract from the site which calls for naming and shaming.  This goes a step beyond this blog and Luxor Eye as we do not name anyone anywhere.  Perhaps this clone site is braver than we are?  However, we have continually asked that all our readers report all crimes to the police.  Sometimes threats make this hard to do but have courage you will get a lot of support.  Although one of the links uses our domain name we can assure you that we have nothing to do with the clone site and should it... Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:03:00 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Yet-another-clone-site/78/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Yet-another-clone-site/78/ Raising the Pink Piggy Tone   Sonnet 150 dedicated to Leafy, Noddy, Sandy and Du'Stan   William Shakespeare O, from what power hast thou this powerful might With insufficiency my heart to sway? To make me give the lie to my true sight, And swear that brightness doth not grace the day? Whence hast thou this becoming of things ill, That in the very refuse of thy deeds There is such strength and warrantize of skill That, in my mind, thy worst all best exceeds? Who taught thee how to make me love thee more The more I hear and see just cause of hate? O, though I love what others do abhor, With others thou shouldst not abhor my state: If thy unworthiness raised love in me, More worthy I to be beloved of thee. Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:51:00 +0200 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Raising-the-Pink-Piggy-Tone-2/77/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Raising-the-Pink-Piggy-Tone-2/77/ Leafy Wannabees   We are famous and are being flooded again with posts from 'Leafy' wannabees. The Leafy wannabees, who are desperate for their five minutes of fame, are threatening to sue us for slander again today. Our characters (as we repeatedly state) are fictional and anybody wanting to relate to them is delusional or guilty. Libel cases are for the rich only as costs run into hundreds of thousands of pounds and damages have to be proven. If anyone really is a 'Leafy' or 'Sandy' type character then no damage could possibly occur to their 'good' name because they do not have one. What we fail to understand is why any 'Leafy' wannabee would want to spend 15 hours a day flooding this site with rubbish instead of living a life.  It proves our point and what a good job we are doing.  Why are so many trying to cover their backs and their crimes?  There is only one fictional 'Leafy' but there are many claiming to... Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:52:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Leafy-Wannabees/74/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Leafy-Wannabees/74/ Secret Diary of Ebay Leafy     Wednesday Dear Diry,   Bin a bit pissed off lately.   Only bitta fun I ‘ad was slaggin off sum old lady, the one wot I stoled money and privat papers from and shoutin at anover OAP.     Gotta mind not getting caut by Secrit Polis tho has they will put me in a cage wiv a big blak monkee, I fink it is a grilla, wot will do fings to me.   Oh ...............................   ‘ang on a minute. Thursday Dear Diry,   I new it.   Ive found the evidens.   There were biskit crums on Sandys keybord.   ‘E ‘as bin eatin mi biskits after all.   I were upset and ‘ad anover accident.   Noddy laffed at me.   Everyone laffs at me now. Still it is better to the laffed at than ignored.   I am goin to try ignoring that fat Sandy then he mite leave my biskits alone.   I fink that Dustan bloke is after... Thu, 27 Mar 2008 09:14:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Secret-Diaries-2/73/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Secret-Diaries-2/73/ Questionable Behaviour   One questionable Guestbook entry has not been deleted and has been left as an example of another sort of danger to which Luxor residents may be exposed.  It is perpetrated by sociopaths who can appear charming and plausible but if any criticism is made of their lifestyle they respond in any way they can.  Their favourite method being to flood with internet with the names of those against whom they have a vendetta but also by not being averse to threats of violence.   This site has never named individuals or associations, unlike its clone sites.  As mentioned earlier by some contributors to the Guestbook anyone identifying themselves with fictional characters must be very sensitive regarding their actions (or very proud of them).    The cloning of this website closely imitates the cloning of a charity site through which the charity and its Trustees have been subjected to a seven month campaign... Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:15:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Questionable-Behaviour/72/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Questionable-Behaviour/72/ Pink Piggy Writers’ Profiles Wennessee Tilliams My name is Wennessee Tilliams and I work with the mater in her frightfully fancy boutique in Beauchamp Place close to Harrods. My name came from her after pater did a runner.   She said “When I see him again …….. ”, and Wennessee it was from then on.     She has never forgiven me for being expelled from my prep school for indecent behaviour.   How was I to know that one of our classmates was normal, even though he was a real butch number?   Nevertheless, mummy has restricted my allowance to a mere l,000 a month, UK that is, what can one do with that pittance even though she pays for my pied a terre in Hans Court.   Consequently, my days are spent modelling Dior’s and Versace’s wearing a pair of plastic boobs simply because my waist is a mere 22, centimetres not inches.   The ignominy of it all my dears!   My best... Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:37:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Writers-Profiles-Wennessee-Tilliams/71/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Writers-Profiles-Wennessee-Tilliams/71/ Pink Piggy Extras - Ruby Remembers By Ruby Rasta       I wanna ya all know dat Ruby is a tinkin of ya   in dat Luxor, an a promise a doant forget ya.   Affa one week when a bin a restin a go an see maa shrink to set maa head straight affa maa brain bin done stretched like nebber afore.     Affa him done roll dem bones and stir dem ashes, maa belly shakin cos him alers hits dat spot.   Him black like midnight an come from   dat Haiti where dem dig up dem dead for drink afernoon tea. When him turn white a knows a is in deep shit. He doant ask where a bin, him know.   ‘ Ruby ’ him say, ‘Ya as bin mixin wi dem white trash like afore, an a warn ya bout dat. Specially when dem is fat, stinkin and em dem is dat way. ’ A preten a doant know what im mean when im say dat way.   Ya know what a means him bawl, ‘ dem feelins is in dem back door, doant tell me affa all dem years ya paradin up dat Lexington ya doant... Sun, 23 Mar 2008 10:03:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Extra-Ruby-Remembers/70/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Extra-Ruby-Remembers/70/ Pink Piggy Extras   Ruby is back and her latest piece will be uploaded  today.      Pop in again later to read it. Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:25:28 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Ruby-is-back/69/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Ruby-is-back/69/ Hackers Wow, we have had our busiest day ever today.  Unfortunately we also have a hacker.  Luxor has more than its fair share of computer creeps as outlined in one of our scam reports.  This one, keeps flooding our Guestbook with insulting rubbish about Luxor residents and is posting under the name of CleanUpLuxor (very original).    We are not like our copycat clone sites who name names to 'out' people and all insulting material will be deleted as soon as it is spotted.  Normally it would not even be uploaded onto the site, but the hacker is bypassing the system and his posts are going directly onto the Guestbook and there is nothing that we can do about it.  We cannot be held responsible for these postings. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:53:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Hackers/68/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Hackers/68/ New Website  -  Luxor Eye   www.LuxorEye.com   We have been talking about our new website for a long time and you probably thought that it would never arrive.  That makes us doubly delighted to tell you we have uploaded it today.  It is still not finished and many sections are under construction but you can now read the Pink Piggy Tales and all our other entries in sequence rather than having to flick through various blog pages.   We hope that the entire site will be finished in the next few weeks as contributors submit their text and photos.  Its mission is simply to entertain and amuse and to inform residents and visitors about what is happening in Luxor. Luxor is a wonderful place to visit and live and it is getting better every day. Pop in and see us. If you have any contributions send them to  Editor@LuxorEye.com ... Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:39:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/New-Website-Luxor-Eye/67/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/New-Website-Luxor-Eye/67/ Pink Piggy Extra     Phoebe Visits Luxor by Phoebe Windsor     Just returned from my brief stay at the Winter Palace and as requested I was met by Hamid, a driver to die for, and the answer is no, I didn’t.   I had a wonderful time and hope to return very soon. Well, it all started off on the wrong foot, Clarissa would take umbrage (dictionary please) because I refused to stay at her villa on the West Bank. However, I did cross the river to have lunch with her but the whole place was covered in dust, and I soon discovered that the adjoining villa had been the victim of an attack by a rampant bulldozer whose driver apparently had a personal vendetta against Noddy.   In fact, I arrived just in time to see our ersatz (French dictionary) ‘heroine’ performing, as I thought, a rendering of his version of the dying swan in Swan Lake.   However he was still in the... Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:32:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Extra-Phoebe-Visits-Luxor/66/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Extra-Phoebe-Visits-Luxor/66/ Guestbook Apologies.   We apologise for the 'gaps' in our Guestbook.  We are being bombarded with entries from Leafy and Sandy wanabees who want to sue us for libel and who insist that they know who this site belongs to. This site, as its name denotes, belongs to Pink Piggy Tales and was registered to their email address.  Posters who say they have evidence contrary to this are simply lying.  Little Liars, Big Liars or Obscenely Huge Liars, it makes no difference.  They still make idiots of themselves. Unfortunately, the site is being hacked and postings relating to individuals are being uploaded onto the site without the approval of the owners.  All we can do is delete them when we see them.  We apologise to anyone who is insulted by these posts but confirm that we are not responsible for unapproved Guestbook entries. Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:19:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Guestbook-Apologies/65/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Guestbook-Apologies/65/ Raising the Pink Piggy Tone An Ode for Fat Sandy.   Sonnet 146 William Shakespeare   Poor soul, the centre of my sinful earth, [ ] these rebel powers that thee array; Why dost thou pine within and suffer dearth, Painting thy outward walls so costly gay? Why so large cost, having so short a lease, Dost thou upon thy fading mansion spend? Shall worms, inheritors of this excess, Eat up thy charge? is this thy body's end? Then soul, live thou upon thy servant's loss, And let that pine to aggravate thy store; Buy terms divine in selling hours of dross; Within be fed, without be rich no more: So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on men, And Death once dead, there's no more dying then.     Thu, 20 Mar 2008 00:05:12 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Raising-the-Tone/64/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Raising-the-Tone/64/ Pink Piggy Tales Episode 16 – Graduation Day   by Christopher Wisherwood Sandy sat and looked at the Certificates on the table in front of him.   He had issued them to himself, Leafy and Noddy as graduates of his course in being Obscenely Huge Liars.   Du’Stan looked on in disappointment as his Certificate said that he was still only a Bigger Liar.   The new Certificates allowed the letters PIG to be added to their names.   ( P romoter of I nfantile G obbledegook)   Sandy clapped his podgy hands and slapped Leafy on the back causing him to drop his fag and spurt his breakfast cup of tea all over his clean T shirt and sparkly cod piece.      “It’s wonderful ” sniggered Sandy. “ With these certificates we can prove that we are big enough liars to become Lawyers”. “ Ive always wanted to be a lawyer.   They ‘av big briefcases and I ‘av always wanted a big un”... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 23:02:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Tales-Episode-16-Graduation-Day/63/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/Pink-Piggy-Tales-Episode-16-Graduation-Day/63/ PROPERTY SCAM A new property scam has been brought to our attention.   It is operating at present in the Ramla area of the West Bank but could be in operation in other areas of Luxor too.   It works like this:       Recently real Government inspectors have been looking at illegal building on the Ramla and at buldings there and elsewhere that might have to be demolished due to the renovation plans.   Crooks are pretending that they have Government documents that need signing for  p roof of ownership and have approached flat owners with bogus papers.   These are not Government documents and when translated state that ownership of the property has been transferred making the crook the new owner of the property.          One such document is about to be presented to the court in Luxor in a property dispute.   The crook is swearing that the property was given to him... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:31:00 +0100 http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/New-Property-Scam/62/ http://www.blogigo.com/CleanUpLuxorCampaign/New-Property-Scam/62/