Pink Piggies -Fiction or Fact
From one of our writers
We've mentioned before that fact is stranger than fiction and Luxor is rocking in the aisles at the latest. Seven of our most devoted readers are claiming to be our fictional characters and threatening to sue our band of writers for millions and, this is the punch line, are claiming that their lily white reputations are being smirched (discredited). Tighten your trusses and read on.
Three of our most avid readers hail from Oswaldtwistle, Leeds and Luxembourg, and claim to be Sandy; two readers from Uganda and Monrovia claim to be Leafy and two more from Latvia and a small village north of Kathmandu claim to be Noddy. One crackpot reader has consulted a Lawyer demanding our writers be sued for libel. Obviously, he has never read Lady Chatterley's Lover that gave freedom to writers of fiction. We are claiming they are all from Bonkersville, but political correctness demands we take their misguided claims seriously, obviously with tongues in cheeks.
After a consultation with our Editor-in-Chief, who has just returned from a tour of European asylums in search of more material for our fictional Sandy, Leafy and Noddy, it was decided that all spurious (false) claimants should submit their claims to the following address. In fact, all readers should make a note of this address in the event others should decide to flip, especially Bimboli who is certainly a flipper from the twenties.
Publicity Department
Box 007
69 Haviture Way
Ruritania
Eastern Europe
All claimants should include a recent photograph to enable brain scans to be made of those who might have had one and, where possible, the latest assessment report from their psychiatrist. Anyone who has had a recent lobotomy operation, for example those claiming to be Sandy, should include details.
As a gesture of our concern each claimant will receive a year's free membership to our latest do-it-yourself publication, 'Seven Routes to Sanity' written by that well known Trinidadian specialist on functional disabilities, Professor Dingalong Crapansky R.I.P. late of Soxford University. You will remember he is a brother of the entomologist who discovered the Gangagrab in Africa. (See episode 4 of our Pink PIggy Tales)
It is said that if the cap fits you sould wear it, but who would have thought that there would be so many caps.
