Bucklige Brotspinne

LIFE

What am I?
Why am I?
Who am I?
What do I want?
What do I do wrong?
What could I do better?
Why am I doing what I am doing?
Do I want to do that?
Do I want a better life?
Dont know I am doing something wrong!
But what?
Maybe I think too much.
Sometimes
And sometimes not enough!
Think before you talk!
Overcome your shyness!
Learn for school, For life!
So many rules!
What is right?
What is wrong?
Why do you know things better afterwards?
Why cant males and females sometimes not understand each other?
Is there something like soul mates?
Is there love on first sight?
Is there the perfect partner,
Or do we have to make
A perfect one?
Is it OK to change people?
Why do I have sentimental Phases sometimes?
Do I have a soul?
Did God create us?
Does God exist?
Where does the universe Come from?
Why does the universe exist?
What are we doing here?
You only live once!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
and who can answer this Question(s)?

Father Ted ist eine irische Comedy serie. 3 seltsame priester auf einer kleinen irischen insel....sehr amüsant :D

Ted ist der der noch am meisten verstand hat. dougal ist der junge trottel. und jack...der sitzt in seinem sessel in der ecke und ist zu alt um vernünftig zu sein....freak.  ms doyle ist die alte hausfrau die dauernd reinkommt um Tee anzubieten, sehr aufdringlich :)

Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.


Dougal: God, Ted. D'you remember that feller who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him?

Dougal: I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there

Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it, like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?'

Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you prick. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len.


Ted: Dougal, have you been drinking?
Dougal: Yes Ted. I've been drinking like a mad eejit. (stage wink at Father Stack) I mean, no. I haven't

Ted: What was it [Jack] used to say about the needy? He had a term for them.
Dougal: A shower of bastards.

Ted: Maybe he's agoraphobic.
Dougal: Jack? Scared of fighting? I don't think so, Ted!

Dougal: Ted, will you look at this table. It's so dirty I could write me name in it.
Ted: (peering at table) There's a G in 'Dougal'.
Dougal: Where?

Ted: Dougal, do we have any incense?
Dougal: (uncertainly) There was.. a spider in the bath the other night....

Dougal: (trying to pray) Hail Mary who art in heaven.......
Ted: Hallowed.
Dougal: Oh yeah. Hallowed Be....
Ted: Thy Name...
Dougal: Papa Don't Preach........
Ted: Dougal, you know you can praise the lord with sleep.
Dougal: Really Ted? You can praise him in lots of ways, like that time you said that I could praise him just by leaving the room.
Ted: Yes, that was a good one !

Dougal: C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're all going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy!

Mrs Doyle: Now come on Father, what would you say to a nice cup of tea?
Jack: FECK OFF CUP!!!!!!

Dougal: Do you believe in God, then Ted?

 

Arbeite da, wo du gerne bist.
Werde Landschaftsgärtner.

(Noras Radiergummi)

Zapfanlagen-einweihabend bei stephan:

ein paar Leute sitzen draußen. Hannes spielt mit der Alufolie herum, hat schon ein paar blumen in das silbrige Zeug eingewickelt. dann ist es auf einmal ganz  still geworden.

hannes (plötzlich, in die stille hinein): hey!...wir könnten die ganze welt in alufolie einwickeln!