I know I’ve posted about my ADSL problems.
Although I haven’t mentioned them since then, they have been lurking
all the time and frequently re-appear, meaning the Internet is either
painfully slow or unusable for days, even weeks. My normal ADSL speed is
something around 4.5 to 6.5 Mb/s, I live about 1.5 miles from my
exchange. That speed is not so bad, it’s the dropouts and the serious
speed drops which are annoying, somewhere between 16Kb/s and 1.5Mb/s
which made the Internet as it is today, full of flash and graphical
adverts, pretty painful and almost unusable for geek purposes (ie
downloading Linux isos, or updating machines, or installing an OS over a
network). At the worst times, I just can’t connect for hours. Though
that doesn’t happen that often, it did happen a couple of times at the
I think I’ve reported this to my ISP perhaps 5 or 6 times, possibly
more. At one stage, my employer paid for a business phone line to be
installed in my house with a business ADSL connection over it. When the
engineer came, I explained the reasons why we were having this extra
line and so, as the cable for the new line had two sets of wires in it,
he replaced the cable into the house and ran both lines over the new
cable. I got a consistent 7.5Mb/s with the same equipment for over a
year until leaving my employer meant losing my business line. That’s an
average of 2Mb/s faster than the good speed on my residential line.
After losing the business line, I went back to my old ISP (free
activation, you see, the old connection had been ceased). And I’ve been
having the same recurring problems ever since. I’ve tried 3 routers, 2
Linksys and a BT Business Hub, .
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the extension cables from the house long ago and now it’s my ADSL router
on a 1m cable and a single wired phone in a microfilter plugged into
the BT master socket. I’ve already checked and I don’t have a bell wire,
which is known to add noise to a line and is only of use to old phones
which actually have a bell in them. BT will sell you a ‘noise reducing
face-plate’, which simply disconnects the bell wire for around 10 GBP.
So anyway, last time I was having real problems was around 4 or 5
months ago, I went through the usual ISP support/BT fault/submitting
speed tests routine and although I was able to demonstrate the appalling
line speed, I ultimately came up empty handed. The only remaining
option was to have BT send an engineer to perform tests at my house,
with the risk of being charged 150 GBP if they found nothing wrong, but
since I know my line is noisy, I can hear it pop and crackle and scratch
with just a phone plugged in, no DSL equipment, I was pretty confident.
My man turned up, and he was an incredibly nice guy, but couldn’t find
any problems. As I explained the now ceased business line didn’t have
any of the problems with the same equipment that my residential line
had, he simply went to the exchange and switched the cables over,
probably in no officially recorded way, meaning that my residential line
was now running over the cables which served the business line. I led a
happy life from then on.
That was until about 2 weeks ago when I came home to find a parking
fine, a card telling me to submit a gas meter reading or get an
estimated bill and some unrelated alarming news which I had to share
with my parents. As freephone numbers aren’t free from a mobile phone, I
picked up my otherwise unused land-line to call the parking and gas
people. I never use my landline for anything other than calling numbers
which cost more from a mobile and for receiving calls from people who
don’t have mobile phone contracts (ie my mother), everybody else uses my
mobile number. My landline had no dial tone so I reported a fault with
BT. I got a call a day or so afterwards to tell me that they had done
some tests from outside of my property and have fixed the fault. I got
home and still had no dial-tone, so I called the engineer back, I
explained that I had 2 lines in my house and that an engineer had
previously switched the wires at the exchange as I’d had so many
problems, he said this probably explained the hassle they had finding
the fault and asked me to try the other line, I did and I had a
dial-tone, so I was back on the old residential line and my ADSL
problems have returned. At this point, I’ve had to disconnect my
telephone so I’m able to use the Internet. I have the same problems with
3 different phones and 3 different routers ad nauseum.
After the issues became pretty acute over the weekend, I called BT
yesterday morning to discuss the issue with them. The wiring outside my
house, from the telegraph pole to the box at the end of the road and
from there on to the exchange is almost certainly pretty old, probably
anywhere between 20 and 50 years old, I think my house was built in the
1920′s. Since the cable from my house to the pole and the master socket
had been replaced about 18 months ago and my equipment has no problems
on the other line, I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with the
cabling between the pole and the exchange for my residential line. As I
said, with just a phone plugged in, my line is really noisy, at bad
times, I can barely hear the person on the other end.
I wanted to explain the issue to them and have them conclude to
either do something about the cabling, put somebody with some technical
understanding on the case to diagnose the cause of the problems or
otherwise just decide that they would solve the problem by moving my
line officially from the residential line to what was my business line.
The person who answered put me through to customer services in India.
I personally have no problem with Indian call centre workers, but I was
relieved to be put through to support in the UK as I find Indian call
centres to have a lot of background noise, making the person on the
other end hard to hear and the accents difficult to understand. The next
person I spoke to refused repeatedly to allow me to explain the issue
and said that he couldn’t understand what my issue had to do with my
phone line. At least twice I asked him if he would stop interrupting me
and allow me to explain the issue, when he didn’t I explained that I was
getting pretty annoyed with him and the fourth time I put the phone
down. He called back twice, the first time, I ignored it because I was
still simmering, the second I answered it as I’d calmed down a little, I
realised that he would keep calling and that I wouldn’t get anywhere
without speaking to him. He said that he was sorry but we seem to have
gotten cut off for some reason, I bluntly told him that I had put the
phone down on him because he kept interrupting me. No doubt I now have a
‘rude or difficult customer’ mark on my customer records.
After allowing me to cut to the chase and explain that I can’t use my
phone because it makes the Internet go off and I need the Internet more
than the phone, he put me through to another support department. I
briefly explained the problem and given my problems describing the
nature of the issue with the last person, I said that ultimately I would
like to move my residential line to use the wiring which served the
business line I once had. The lady explained that it would cost 122.50
GBP. Why? The wiring is already here. I already know that from a
technical point of view all they need to do is switch the wires at the
exchange, they just have to record it in their systems too. I think at
this point, I used the word ridiculous and asked whether it was a joke
about 3 times each. The lady explained that it was a standard charge. I
asked who it was standard to, I was pretty sure that it was standard
only to BT, which makes it not standard at all, but proprietary to BT.
She didn’t answer, she just asked whether I wanted to go ahead, I said
no. She said that for ADSL problems I would have to speak to my ISP,
since my ISP wasn’t BT. I neglected to point that out that I had
repeatedly done so as I was still pretty much flabbergasted.
The problem is you see,gucci for the benefit of people from outside of the
UK, that in the old days, BT built and ran the telephone network and
were owned by the UK government. In the 1980′s, the ruling Conservative
party government, headed by Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher decided to
modernise Britain by privatising most of the government run utilities,
like the gas, electric and phone companies, to increase competition and
thus performance and no doubt to wrestle political power away from the
workers’ unions which generally funded and proivided the backbone of
support for the main opposition party, Labour. Despite privatisation, BT
still own the telecommunications network almost exclusively, a few
other companies set up their own networks, but none of them took off.
Mercury Communications was the most notable but was eventually absorbed
into it’s parent company, Cable and Wireless. In the 1990′s a separate
telecoms industry developed, using cable technology, headed primarily by
Telewest an NTL which has since bought Cable and Wireless. BT still had
an almost complete stranglehold on the traditional PSTN/copper wire
telephone network and dial-up Internet connections. Though you can get
dial-up and more recently ADSL from any number of companies, your
supplier would still be supplying you with a connection from BT
Wholesale since BT own all of the exchanges. Your alternative would be
to use cable from whichever supplier covered your area. A few years ago,
Telewest, with it’s consumer broadband division since re-branded as
Blueyonder, bought NTL and the combined company was then bought up by
Virgin to become Virgin Media.
Still with me? Ultimately that means BT still own all of the copper
telephone network and you either get ADSL from them via a reseller or
you get cable. Since I live just outside the cable area, literally by
about a mile or 2, cable is no option for me and 3G Internet is still
extortionately expensive for such an unsuitably small bandwidth
allowance which I could blow in a busy evening, I’m stuck with a BT
phone line and an ADSL connection from BT Wholesale. In any case, I’m in
a 3G dead spot. The problem with BT is that they are a telephone
company and their ‘bailiwick’, to quote an American phrase, is the phone
network, they were caught completely unaware by the explosion of the
Internet and then broadband, even today, they are still catching up. The
long vaunted BT 21CN (21st Century Network), which will bring fibre to
the home, is still about 18 months away from being enabled in my area
and 21CN doesn’t support IPv6 (yet). So long as your phone works, they
don’t care. The Internet is a secondary service. If the Internet doesn’t
work, they don’t care unless your phone doesn’t work either. For
Internet problems, you have to go to your ISP, who have to go to BT.
A few years ago , the UK
communications watchdog, nailed BT to the cross and told them to allow
other companys to access the telephone exchanges to install their own
equipment. The result is what is known as Local Loop Unbundling or LLU.
LLU providers are generally quicker to market with newer ADSL
technologies than BT Wholesale, consequently LLU providers have been
doing 24 Mb ADSL 2+ for a couple of years while I think BT are only just
rolling it out. Sadly my exchange is supplied by only 2 LLU providers,
none of which do static IP addresses, which as an IT professional I need
(I have firewall rules and host servers at home and so on). In any
case, my ISP offered to upgrade me to a 24Mb service and then told me my
existing line wouldn’t support it, though my former business line
would, so officially, I can’t use 24 Mb, unbundled or not
So, to boil all of this down:
- On my existing line, my phone and ADSL connection are not usable at the same time.
- BT won’t fix the problem because they won’t investigate it any
further than they already have and my phone line is capable of making
phone calls, which means their network works in their eyes. The Internet
is unimportant and they’re not going to replace the stretch of cabling
between my telegraph pole and the box at the end of the road or my
exchange, just for me.
- My ADSL provider can’t fix the problem since it just gets forwarded to BT.
- Since BT don’t care, I have to diagnose the problems myself.
- I can’t get cable.
- 3G is too expensive, the bandwidth limit is too low to make it an
option (around £30 for 5 GB per month) and I live in a 3G dead spot.
This leaves me with 4 choices:
- Pay 122.5 GBP to BT to switch the phone lines over, probably pay my ISP for the migration too.
- Get rid of my BT line and try to use 3G instead.
- Pay thousands to get a leased line.
- Move house.
Not too much to choose from there since 2, 3 and 4 are completely out
of the question. I recall reading somewhere else, that since the
rollout of ADSL, ordinary people have had to become experts in
telecommunications and PPP protocols just to be able to argue with their
ISP and BT about their service problems. Never been more true and I’m
technically minded. No doubt, housewives across the land with useless
ADSL connections are just getting ushered quietly away and told that
it’s not BT’s fault.
BT are slowly moving towards replacing parts the existing copper
network with ‘fibre to the home’, or at least to the box on the end of
the street, something which should have been done 5 years ago, top cable
speeds are currently double the ADSL 2+ top speeds and maybe 8 or 9
times that of the fastest ADSL Max product which are notoriously
advertised at up to a theoretical 8Mb, which as we know,
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get. Virgin Media are now trialling 200 Mb/s cable. It’s not all rosy
on cable though, Virgin Media’s support are widely reputed to be
dreadful and their network management techniques are equally
My apologies for making you sit through all of this boring drivel, I
just need somebody to rant at, almost as much as I need somebody at BT
to help solve the issue. I think another call to my ISP and to BT is in
UPDATE 15/07/2009: It turns out that when you cancel a telephone line
with BT, for a residential line they ‘close’ the line, but leave the
equipment connected at the exchange. For a business line, they ‘cease’
it and disconnect any equipment at the exchange. The cost of
reconnecting a former business line is therefore the same as installing a
new telephone line, which means I don’t save money by simply asking for
a new 3rd telephone line altogether.
My existing ISP charge £46 for a migration, though they would consider waiving it should I agree to minimum contract period.